Time to spill the beans:
We don’t drink coffee.
‘Say what?’, you gasp.
The suspicion hits you like a laugh track: we’ve double-crossed you!
After all, clearly the label says COFFEE.
Plus, there’s our rich, nutty vibe, the roasted aromas, the cheeky rockstar names, that music that unfolds when you open the package – Black is the color of my true love’s hair - the stains - the grounds - and above all, the quality.
Yet we’re saying that if you want to drink coffee, you’ve come to the wrong place?
Goddamn right.
Because the coffee that we create – the kind that takes simple seeds from a Coffea plant and transforms them into single-bean classics and blended symphonies of sex and daggers and danger – well, that’s not coffee you drink–
That’s coffee you live.
Now are you ready to fill your cup?
‘Say what?’, you gasp.
The suspicion hits you like a laugh track: we’ve double-crossed you!
After all, clearly the label says COFFEE.
Plus, there’s our rich, nutty vibe, the roasted aromas, the cheeky rockstar names, that music that unfolds when you open the package – Black is the color of my true love’s hair - the stains - the grounds - and above all, the quality.
Yet we’re saying that if you want to drink coffee, you’ve come to the wrong place?
Goddamn right.
Because the coffee that we create – the kind that takes simple seeds from a Coffea plant and transforms them into single-bean classics and blended symphonies of sex and daggers and danger – well, that’s not coffee you drink–
That’s coffee you live.
Now are you ready to fill your cup?
